<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10914745</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:05:29.835-07:00</updated><title type='text'>john.peevens.LYRICS</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mypinkthongs.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10914745/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mypinkthongs.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mopman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09511646560986809907</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10914745.post-110870985122674786</id><published>2005-02-17T22:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-17T22:57:31.230-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ALBUM LYRICS</title><content type='html'>1. TEDDY AND ME (remake of hanson's PENNY AND ME )&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: TEDDY AND ME LIKE TO ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN! TEDDY AND ME LIKE TO GO DOWN TO THE GROUND! TEDDY AND ME LIKE TO CHOMP THE SMELLY GRASS! TEDDY AND ME LIKE TO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-RASS!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. PEE (remake of hilary duff's FLY.&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: PEE! OPEN UP THE PART OF YOU THAT WANTS TO FLUSH AWAY! YOU CAN! PEE! FORGET ABOUT THE CONSTIPATED PARTS IN LIFE! AND START TO PEE! COS IT'S YOUR TIME! TIME TO PEE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. MOPAWAY (remake of kelly clarkson's BREAKAWAY)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: I'LL MOP AND MOP TILL I GET THE FLOOR CLEAN! I'LL DO WHAT IT TAKES TILL IT SHINES AND GLEAMS! I'LL! SCRUB AND SCRUB! WIPE AND WIPE! DRY AND DRY! AND MOPAWAY!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. LIARS (remake of lindsay lohan's RUMORS)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: PEOPLE LIE AND LIE SO MUCH! THEY ALL HAVE SUCH GREAT BIG FARTS! THEY SAY I HATE TO PEE AND HATE TO MOP AND GO AND SHE SHE! WHY CAN'T THEY SHUT UP BLAH BLAH? I HATE THEIR STINKY BUTTS! THEIR EARLOBES SUCK SO MUCH TOO THEY ARE BIG FAT LOSERFIED PUGS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. LALALEE (remake of maroon 5's THIS LOVE)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: LA! LA! LEE! I LOVE! TO PEE! AND WEE! TEDDEE! AND MEE! TOGETHER WITH A BEE! WE ARE THE PEE PEE MORONS! IN TOWN! AND I SHALL! NOT REST! TILL I GET MY PEE DOWN!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. LIVING MOPS (remake of westlife's UPTOWN GIRL)&lt;br /&gt;Verse Lyric Sample (no Chorus!) LIVING MOPS! THEY ARE SO FUNNY WITH BIG BUTTOCKS! I'D LIKE TO WHACK THEM TILL THEY FART AND FART! FARTING LOUDLY IS GREAT FORM OF ART! LIKE THROWING DARTS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. MOPUMAN IS SHIT (remake of simple plan's WELCOME TO MY LIFE)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: MOPUMAN! IS SO FAT! LIKE HER STUPID GINGER CAT! SHE IS POO! I SHOULD SHOO! HER AWAY FROM THE BIG ZOO! SHE'S A FATTY BOM-BOM DUMB FATHEAD! AND PEOPLE ALL DON'T LIKE HER! SHE IS DUMB AND HAS NO WIT... MOPUMAN IS SHIT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. POO (remake of mcfly's OBVIOUSLY)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: TEDDEE AND ME! WE BOTH LOVE TO POO! WE BOTH LIKE TO WEE! AND ASK OURSELVES 'WHO!?'! AND POO IS SMELLY WELLY BELLY BLAH BLAH BLAH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. CE (remake of barry manilow's MANDY)&lt;br /&gt;Chorus Lyric Sample: OH CE! WHEN YOU KISSED ME I SWEATED AND PEE-PEED! AND I REALLY WANNA SAY I LOVE YOU! BOOHOOHOO! OH IT'S TRUE! LALALEELEE! OH CE! CE! CE! 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